The Purple Cow (John Kilpatrick)
- (Posted 2003-04-08) CPDL #04722: PDF, MIDI & Overture files
- Editor: John Kilpatrick (submitted 2003-04-08). Score information: A4, 16 pages, 171 kB Copyright: Personal
- Edition notes: Includes a keyboard reduction of the a cappella choral score.
(or a cappella) A version with wind quintet is included in Cuttings from a Nonsense Book
First published: 2003
- Complete text from the composer's website
Original text and translations
The Purple Cow - Gelett Burgess
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!
The Purpil Cowe - Gelett Burgess
A mayde there was, semely and meke enow,
She sate a-milken of a purpil Cowe:
Rosy hire Cheke as in the Month of Maye,
And sikerly her merry Songe was gay
As of the Larke uprist, washen in Dewe;
Like Shene of Sterres, sperkled hire Eyen two.
Now came ther by that Way a hendy Knight
The Mayde espien in morwening Light.
A faire Person he was - of Corage trewe
With lusty Berd and Chekes of rody Hewe:
Dere Ladye (quode he) far and wide I've straied
Uncouthe Aventure in straunge Contrie made
Fro Berwicke unto Ware. Pardé I vowe
Erewhiles I never saw a purpil Cowe!
Fayn wold I knowe how Catel thus can be?
Tel me I pray you, of yore Courtesie!
The Mayde hire Milken stent - Goode Sir she saide,
The Master's Mandement on vs ylaid
Decrees that in these yclept gilden Houres
Hys Kyne shall ete of nought but Vylet Floures!
Confession - Gelett Burgess
Ah, Yes! I Wrote the "Purple Cow" -
I'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it!
But I can Tell you Anyhow,
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!